Friday, May 1, 2009

Fatherhood Friday Special - Dadwow!!!

Hey camera guy are you following me?

Ok guys I'm going to do this in real time. Let me tell you about the great product just came in from Germany it's called - DadWow!!

Let me tell you the DadWow is the real deal it can do just about everything from picking up spills, cut the grass, pay the bills, kill the bugs, break up fights, negotiate deals between children, provide great pleasure or great pain, you name it.

Watch this as the DadWow goes to work picking up a pile of poop from the dog...all I can say is DadWow!

You can cut it in half, use one as a bath mat, drain your dishes with the other one, use one as a towel. Olympic divers, they use it as a towel. Look at that! Completely dry!

It can even dry your sweaters in real time.

Order yours today for two easy payments of $19.95. But wait if you order in the next 10 minutes we will throw two more DadWows! Thats three DadWows for the price of one. Wow!

Please read the small print before placing your order.

The DadWow need care and maintenance. Feed 3-5 times a day. Allow 6-8 hours of sleep a day. Caution, don't nag the DadWow. DadWow may not be appropriate for changing diapers as vomiting may ensue. Please consult your physicianbefore using DadWow. The Dad Wow cannot be used during major sporting event. Do not eat. Do not cut the label off your DadWow.

9 comments:

  1. That sounds okay, but I really need are a few wife-wows around here.

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  2. I couldn't help but hear the voice of the ShamWow guy while I read this. Great idea, tell em when they hit the market, I'll buy a dozen if it gets me some spare time.

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  3. Didn't that guy get his tongue bit by a hooker in Miami and had to hit her to get her off??

    Not sure you'd want him pitching your goods man. . .

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  4. HAHA. I especially like the fine print!

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  5. "We can't do this all day!"

    That was awesome. Great post. I hear if they'll also throw in a MomWow if you order before midnight tonight.

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  6. Sign me up! Where do I put my name? That would be awesome around these parts. :)

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  7. That's too funny. I agree with others looking for a momwow to go with it lol!

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